Scorched Sulfur Trails Resort
Surface of Venus, UT
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In the heart of Venus, where the temperature reaches a blistering 864 degrees Fahrenheit, lies the Scorched Sulfur Trails Resort - the ultimate destination for RV space tourists who enjoy the ultimate in extreme conditions and the unmistakable aroma of sulfur in the “air”.
This state-of-the-art RV park boasts a variety of amenities, including a fully-equipped recreational center, complete with an indoor pool that doubles as a lava hot tub, and a gym featuring weight lifting and stair stepping classes at 92 G's!
But that's not all - guests at Scorched Sulfur Trails Resort can also enjoy hiking through the nearby lightning fields, taking in the breathtaking views of the smog-filled skies, or simply basking in the glow of the planet's notorious sulfuric acid rain.
For those who prefer a more laid-back approach, there are plenty of opportunities to socialize with other RVers, with regular molten-potluck dinners and game nights featuring classic Venusian favorites like "Hot Rock Bingo" and "Molten Marshmallow Roast."
And when the day is done, retire to your air-conditioned RV and drift off to sleep to the soothing sounds of sulfuric acid raindrops sizzling on your roof. Book your stay at Scorched Sulfur Trails Resort today - it's the hottest spot on Venus!
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DirectionsScorched Sulfur Trails Resort, Surface of Venus, UT
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Accommodation types
- rv
Enjoy these amenities
You’re covered!
Don’t let rain ruin your trip! Every eligible booking with us includes Weather Protection at no additional cost to you! For ultimate flexibility to cancel your booking for any reason, we offer affordable travel insurance options.
Learn moreLet us tell you more
In the heart of Venus, where the temperature reaches a blistering 864 degrees Fahrenheit, lies the Scorched Sulfur Trails Resort - the ultimate destination for RV space tourists who enjoy the ultimate in extreme conditions and the unmistakable aroma of sulfur in the “air”.
This state-of-the-art RV park boasts a variety of amenities, including a fully-equipped recreational center, complete with an indoor pool that doubles as a lava hot tub, and a gym featuring weight lifting and stair stepping classes at 92 G's!
But that's not all - guests at Scorched Sulfur Trails Resort can also enjoy hiking through the nearby lightning fields, taking in the breathtaking views of the smog-filled skies, or simply basking in the glow of the planet's notorious sulfuric acid rain.
For those who prefer a more laid-back approach, there are plenty of opportunities to socialize with other RVers, with regular molten-potluck dinners and game nights featuring classic Venusian favorites like "Hot Rock Bingo" and "Molten Marshmallow Roast."
And when the day is done, retire to your air-conditioned RV and drift off to sleep to the soothing sounds of sulfuric acid raindrops sizzling on your roof. Book your stay at Scorched Sulfur Trails Resort today - it's the hottest spot on Venus!
Fun things to do and experience
Activities on or nearby this property
Here’s where it’s located
DirectionsScorched Sulfur Trails Resort, Surface of Venus, UT
Scenic views
Not bookable on BookOutdoors
Unfortunately, this property can’t be booked on BookOutdoors yet. We can notify you when it becomes available.
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No booking fees or memberships. Save up to 18% compared to other sites that charge extra fees at checkout. Your rate is the same or less than you would pay when booking direct.
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Weather Policy: Due to the volatile and unpredictable weather here on Venus, regular “imminent death” sirens will sound to warn you a few seconds in advance of perilous and deadly conditions. Shelters with a planet-record holding 54% survival rate are always within a 30 second sprint while on park property. Travel and life insurance are encouraged, as the park does not provide reimbursement for injury or death related to weather.
High Pressure Policy: Due to the extreme atmospheric pressure on Venus, we request that all guests reinforce their vehicles and space suits to avoid having their bodies and belongings crushed into the surface of the planet upon arrival and throughout their stay. We highly recommend ALL guests have the ability to squat at least 1,000 pounds comfortably before arrival.
Oxygen Policy: Oxygen tank refill stations are available to all guests (costs included in the Resort Fee). Portable oxygen canisters will be available for purchase on-site for guests taking excursions outside of the resort. Please refrain from breathing ANY Venutian “air” as it will cause immediate lung decay and suffocation.
UFO Parking Policy: Our park does not discriminate against flying saucers. However, if you plan to park your UFO on the premises, we kindly ask that you make a reservation in advance to ensure a spot.
Venutian Wildlife Policy: Any local wildlife that has the ability to survive on Venus, will most certainly annihilate you on sight. While we have yet to encounter any naturally existing fauna, we advise guests to keep a safe distance from any unknown creatures. In the event of a close encounter, please immediately turn around and run for your life.
Lightning Policy: All RVs must be equipped with at least 4 lightning rods. Our park is not responsible for any damages incurred during lightning storms, which will occur anywhere from 4 - 20 times per day. Please do not stray from hiking trails outside of the resort, as they have been carved into the surface in areas known to have 20% or less lightning strikes than the surrounding surfaces.
Rules & regulations
All vehicles and spacesuits must be high-pressure reinforced and capable of withstanding air pressure of 1,400psi
All RVs must have at least one high-volume oxygen tank (14-day capacity minimum) and an air-compressor capable of extreme cooling
All visitors must wear rubber undergarments while on any excursions to reduce impact of direct lightning strikes
If you see any Venutian life, please do not attempt to communicate or disturb it. It is likely venomous, fierce, starving, near-death, and/or extremely violent.
All waste dumping must be done between the hours of 3pm - 5pm to ensure immediate pulverization.
Please temp test all pools with provided thermo dip sticks. Trust us, you don’t want to lose a foot in potentially boiling water.
In case of emergency, please make your way to the nearest survival shelter and wait for further instructions. Non-survivors’ remains will be returned to the family when conditions permit, in the condition that they were found, with our deepest condolences.
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