Rings Run on Titan

    View of Saturn, AL

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    Welcome to Rings Run, the only campground on Titan where you can experience the joys of intergalactic skiing and fishing in the same day! That's right, our campground is located on a beautiful methane Lake Hyperion, where you can catch some of the most unique and delicious fish in the galaxy, like the Titanian Trout, the methane catfish (known locally as the “Gascat”), and the elusive "Sasquatch of the Sea" - the legendary Hydranite Kraken.

    And after you've caught your fill, head on over to our galactic ski resort, where you can glide down the steep slopes of Titan's icy methane peaks like a pro. We promise you won't find a better view of Saturn's beautiful rings anywhere else in the galaxy, and at 14 percent of Earth’s gravity, near-free-fall skiing has never been less dangerous.

    But that's not all - we've got plenty of other amenities to keep you entertained during your stay at Rings Run. Take a dip in our indoor hot springs, where the unknown but safe (we are pretty sure) liquid gas is reverse-sublimated to a toasty temperature, or visit our on-site restaurant, serving up delicious Titanian cuisine, including methane fondue and liquid nitrogen ice cream. And for those who want to relax and unwind, we've got a fully-stocked bar featuring a wide range of space-themed cocktails, like the "Galactic Grog" and the "Taste of Uranus". 

    And at night, with one beautiful spark, we light the entire methane lake on fire, where you can cozy up to loved ones and roast marshmallows with your fellow campers (long roasting poles required). Who knows, maybe you'll even see a ring meteorite or two.

    See you on Titan!

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    Rings Run on Titan, View of Saturn, AL 35805

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    Accommodation types

    • rv

    Let us tell you more

    Welcome to Rings Run, the only campground on Titan where you can experience the joys of intergalactic skiing and fishing in the same day! That's right, our campground is located on a beautiful methane Lake Hyperion, where you can catch some of the most unique and delicious fish in the galaxy, like the Titanian Trout, the methane catfish (known locally as the “Gascat”), and the elusive "Sasquatch of the Sea" - the legendary Hydranite Kraken.

    And after you've caught your fill, head on over to our galactic ski resort, where you can glide down the steep slopes of Titan's icy methane peaks like a pro. We promise you won't find a better view of Saturn's beautiful rings anywhere else in the galaxy, and at 14 percent of Earth’s gravity, near-free-fall skiing has never been less dangerous.

    But that's not all - we've got plenty of other amenities to keep you entertained during your stay at Rings Run. Take a dip in our indoor hot springs, where the unknown but safe (we are pretty sure) liquid gas is reverse-sublimated to a toasty temperature, or visit our on-site restaurant, serving up delicious Titanian cuisine, including methane fondue and liquid nitrogen ice cream. And for those who want to relax and unwind, we've got a fully-stocked bar featuring a wide range of space-themed cocktails, like the "Galactic Grog" and the "Taste of Uranus". 

    And at night, with one beautiful spark, we light the entire methane lake on fire, where you can cozy up to loved ones and roast marshmallows with your fellow campers (long roasting poles required). Who knows, maybe you'll even see a ring meteorite or two.

    See you on Titan!

    Here’s where it’s located

    Directions

    Rings Run on Titan, View of Saturn, AL 35805

    Directions

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    House rules for a happy stay

    Policies

    • Fire Policy: Due to the abundance of extremely combustible gasses permeating Titan’s atmosphere, open flames and even uncontrolled sparks are forbidden on the property at all times. No lighters, no smoking, and no wool clothing (even a hint of static electricity will literally make you explode).

    • Flatulence Policy: To avoid an excessive buildup of methane in the atmosphere, we ask that all campers refrain from farting at all times. Failure to comply will result in an alarm sounding and a methane tax being applied to your site account.

    • Alien Policy: While we can't guarantee that aliens from other planets and/or galaxies won't pay us a visit during your stay, we do ask that all aliens refrain from abducting our guests and vice versa. We have a strict "no probing" policy that applies to all galactic species regardless of consent.

    • No Swimming Policy (Hyperion Lake): As beautiful as our lake is, it is NOT safe for swimming. Liquid methane temperatures are below -290℉, so even the most seasoned “polar bear plunger” will almost instantly freeze and sink like Leo. 

    • Titanian Wildlife Policy: First and foremost, please do not attempt to ride the Hydranite Kraken. While it may look like a fun ride, we assure you that it's not worth the risk of being eaten alive. Additionally, we ask that you refrain from taunting the Titanian Polar Bears - they may be cute and cuddly, but they're also fiercely territorial and will not hesitate to rip your face off.


    Rules & regulations

    All visitors must wear methane-resistant rubber undergarments while on or off property to prevent spontaneous human combustion; non-compliance will result in a $1,000 body debris clean-up fee.

    Take your frozen waste with you! Waste-freezing is provided free of charge, and you are expected to take your freeze-packed trash and blank tank contents home with you for ejection toward the sun on your way back to Earth.

    Skiers must equip themselves with a parachute in the event of extended free fall. Titan’s methane runs reach heights of over 2,500 feet, and despite the low gravity, a fall from these heights without an emergency chute will still result in high-velocity collision into the icy surface.

    All guests are limited to one dining experience at Hyperion Sushi due to risk of methane food poisoning; guests using fake names to acquire more Kraken sashimi will immediately be removed from the property.


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